Funny Mothers Day Quotes

Funny Mothers Day Quotes

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.  ~Sam Levenson

Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.  ~Lionel Kauffman

Sweater:  n., garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  ~Ambrose Bierce

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.  ~Chinese Proverb

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.  ~Peter De Vries

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.  ~Sam Levenson

Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.  ~Lionel Kauffman

Sweater:  n., garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  ~Ambrose Bierce

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.  ~Chinese Proverb

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.  ~Peter De Vries

One of the reasons that mother is  so special is that she still loves you even though you stuck your fingers in your dirty diaper, wiped your boogers on her pants, and threw up red koolaid on her favorite bedspread.  ~Shelley Hankins