On February 13th, Harrison Ford was landing his yellow single-engine plane and misjudged his landing when he came within meters of a 737 passenger airliner sitting on the taxiway in California.  The 74-year-old actor communicated with the air traffic control team as he was landing and said, “Was that airliner meant to be underneath me?”.  They informed him that he landed on the taxiway and not the runway.  This is not the first aviation incident involving Ford. Back in March 2015, the Cowboys & Aliens actor was injured when his World War II plane crashed on a Santa Monica golf course.

Harrison Ford’s close encounter landing at John Wayne Airport in Orange County

Here’s Cheyenne’s and then the original Tiger Woods golf ball juggling video…  Do you think she compares?

Tiger’s original juggling video:

Erica Blasberg, LPGA golfer, was found dead in Las Vegas by her father Mel Blasberg on May 11th, 2010. There was an intense investigation into the shocking death of the golfer and everyone has been anxiously awaiting the official word from the investigation.

ABC News has reported that the Clark County Nevada Corner’s Office reports that Erica Blasberg committed suicide.

In a very interesting twist however, Blasberg’s doctor, Dr. Thomas Hess, who was reported to be the last person seen with her, had a warrant out for his arrest.

But then according to reports, Dr. Hess turned himself in, was booked, then posted bail and was released.

Stay tuned for more updates in the case.

via ABC News

The 2010 PGA Championship starts today, and as players had to wait for the fog to life at Whistling Straits in Wisconsin, the world is actively searching for the TV schedule to the tournament.

Below is the PGA Championship 2010 TV schedule:

Tuesday, August 10
PGA Championship news conferences
12:45-4:00 p.m. GOLF

Wednesday, August 11
PGA Championship news conferences
1:00-3:00 p.m. GOLF

Thursday, August 12
PGA Championship, Round 1
1:00-8:00 p.m. TNT

Friday, August 13
PGA Championship, Round 2
1:00-8:00 p.m. TNT

Saturday, August 14
PGA Championship, Round 3
11:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. TNT

Saturday, August 14
PGA Championship, Round 3
2:00-7:00 p.m. CBS

Sunday, August 15
PGA Championship, Final Round
11:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. TNT

Sunday, August 15
PGA Championship, Final Round
2:00-7:00 p.m. CBS

It looks like TNT gets all the coverage during the weekday, but once the weekend hits, CBS has control of the TV coverage and of course, the advertising revenue from the high volume of viewers.

Read about the PGA Championship 2010 iPhone App

via PGA.com

Tiger Woods’ golf game is spiraling out of control.

Currently, Woods is #78 out of 80 players at Bridgestone, and finds himself looking at the worst PGA performance in his career.

Tiger Woods has been ranked #1 golfer in the world for the past 269 weeks and for a total of 611 in his career.

According to CBS Sports, Tiger Woods will earn one FedEx Cup point this week, as it looks at this point, and he will fall to 114th place in total points.

This position will only allow Woods entrance into the first of the four events in the playoff series.

But don’t rule out Woods’ just yet – he could very easily catch on fire and make a big move into the top 100.

What if he doesn’t?

This might sound shocking to you, but if Tiger Woods doesn’t move into the top 100 then he won’t be eligible to play at the Deutsche Bank Championship, a tournament that benefits and is largely run by his personal charity.

WHAT…. WOW!

What Tiger Woods is looking at realistically is playing as few as three more events on the PGA Tour this year. Next week he’ll be in the PGA at Whistling Straits, of course the FedEx opener, and he has committed to playing in the HSBC Champions event in China in November.

So what is the world is happening to Tiger Woods?

Is his golf game falling apart because of his the drama in his personal life?

However, in the midst of all the affair mongering that was taking place, Tiger Woods did make one announcement that seems to have diverted the sharks appetite, at least for now.

Tiger Woods announced that he would be departing from his Scotty Cameron Newport 2 putter, which he has used for 11 years now, and in turn will be taking up the Nike Method 001 putter for the Open at St. Andrews this week.

The greens at St. Andrews are running slow, and the Nike Method putter is designed to give the ball more emphasis at the top upon striking, thus making the ball run faster.

If Tiger Woods finds that the Nike Method 001 putter gives him a substantial competitive advantage, then we can expect to see the Scotty Cameron putter a whole lot less.

Tiger Woods Divorce – Tiger Isn’t Even Worth $750 Million

The buzz surrounding Tiger Woods and his $750 million divorce settlement that is / was suppose to go to Elin Nordegren is apparently a big media hoax.

According to TMZ, Tiger Woods isn’t even worth $750 million dollars to begin with – so how can Tiger give Elin money that he doesn’t even have?

Since yesterday, one of the biggest news stories to hit the web has been the Tiger Woods divorce story. And out of that, the rumored $750 million settlement clearly dominated the web’s attention.

The divorce itself is supposedly a done deal. All Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren need to do is go ahead and sign the documents to make that final.

According to some sources, the papers have already been signed and just waiting for the filing to be made in court.

Again, this is a sad ending to a marriage – especially since there are children involved. And from everything I’ve read, Elin was a great wife and mother. The only problem is that Tiger Woods couldn’t keep himself under control and remain faithful.

You wanna who pays the biggest price in this whole thing?

The kids…

Tiger Woods Divorce Update – Tiger Woods To Pay $750 in Divorce Settlement

There is news breaking on the Tiger Woods divorce situation that is reporting that Tiger Woods agreed to pay at least $750 million in a divorce settlement with wife, Elin Nordegren, according to a report issued by the London Sun.

According to the divorce agreement, Elin Nordegren is not allowed to ever speak publicly about Tiger Woods’ extramarital affairs, nor the conversations that took place between her and Woods about these affairs.

And Tiger Woods isn’t allowed to bring any girlfriends around his two young children.

Elin Nordegren to sign divorce papers next week in Orlando, Florida

The Sun reports that Woods and Nordegren will sign divorce papers next week during a court hearing in Orlando, Fla.

The deal will also reportedly give Nordegren full custody of the couple’s children, 3-year-old daughter Sam and 1-year-old son Charlie.

Woods will pay the 30-year-old Nordegren between $750 million and $833 million, provided she doesn’t reveal any details about her former husband’s reported affairs.

Tiger Woods will now be free to have as many relationships as he wants (as if he wouldn’t anyway) with as many women as he wants without the constraint of the marriage.

Unfortunately, this situation is probably not going to help Tiger Woods with issues he was dealing with when he admitted himself for treatment after news of the affairs broke publicly.

US Open 2010 Leaderboard, US Open Tee Times (Sunday)

Even though Tiger Woods did not start at the top of the rankings this year for the 2010 US Open in Big Sur, California, he has earned and fought his way into the top 3 rankings coming into the final round.

Tiger Woods has clearly dominated the headlines of this year’s (2010) US Open. As he continues to fight to regain and rebuild his image, just his presence is enough to send millions of people to the live US Open, and even more millions to view the US Open on TV.

Here are today’s US Open tee times:

Pebble Beach Golf Links

7,040 yards; Par: 71 (35-36)

Fourth Round

(a-amateur)

10:25 a.m. — Pablo Martin

10:35 a.m. — Mike Weir, Jim Herman

10:45 a.m. — Bo Van Pelt, Matthew Richardson

10:55 a.m. — Erick Justesen, Jason Preeo

11:05 a.m. — Rhys Davies, Zach Johnson

11:15 a.m. — Kent Jones, Ty Tryon

11:25 a.m. — Rafael Cabrera-Bello, Camillo Villegas

11:35 a.m. — Steve Stricker, Craig Barlow

11:45 a.m . — Chris Stroud, Gareth Maybin

11:55 a.m. — Toru Taniguchi, Retief Goosen

12:05 p.m. — Stuart Appleby, Jason Dufner

12:15 p.m. — Steve Wheatcroft, Nick Watney

12:25 p.m. — Jerry Kelly, Ross McGowan

12:35 p.m. — Fred Funk, Lucas Glover

12:45 p.m. — Matt Bettencourt, Ben Curtis

12:55 p.m. — Ryan Moore, Eric Axley

1:05 p.m. — Peter Hanson, Hiroyuki Fujita

1:15 p.m. — Thongchai Jaidee, Jason Gore

1:25 p.m. — S.Y. Noh, David Toms

1:35 p.m. — David Duval, Ricky Barnes

1:45 p.m. — Sergio Garcia, Kenny Perry

1:55 p.m. — Yuta Ikeda, a-Scott Langley

2:05 p.m. — Lee Westwood, Jason Allred

2:15 p.m. — Shaun Micheel, Vijay Singh

2:25 p.m. — Scott Verplank, Jim Furyk

2:35 p.m. — Angel Cabrera, Henrik Stenson

2:45 p.m. — Robert Karlsson, Steve Marino

2:55 p.m. — Robert Allenby, K.J. Choi

3:05 p.m. — Ian Poulter, Luke Donald

3:15 p.m. — Padraig Harrington, Matt Kuchar

3:25 p.m. — Stewart Cink, Bobby Gates

3 :35 p.m. — Paul Casey, Brendon de Jonge

3:45 p.m. — Charles Schwartzel, a-Russell Henley

3:55 p.m. — Edoardo Molinari, Tom Watson

4 :05 p.m. — John Mallinger, Soren Kjeldsen

4:15 p.m. — Justin Leonard, Brandt Snedeker

4:25 p.m. — Martin Kaymer, Sean O’Hair

4:35 p.m. — Davis Love III, Ryo Ishikawa

4:45 p.m. — Alex Cejka, Tim Clarke

4 :55 p.m. — Ernie Els, Phil Mickelson

5:05 p.m. — Gregory Havret, Tiger Woods

5:15 p.m. — Dustin Johnson, Graeme McDowell

Here is the current US Open 2010 Leaderboard:

The US Open Golf Tournament is set to begin on tomorrow, Thursday, June 17th. The tee times have been released (see below). All of the tee times released are in Pacific Standard Time since the tournament is being played in Big Sur, California.

As usual, all eyes will be on Tiger Woods who is continuing his comeback. Woods, who has struggled with a neck injury of late, will tee off at 4:36 p.m. EST along with Ernie Els and Lee Westwood in one of the most star-studded groups of the opening round of play. Woods is returning to the scene of one of the greatest performances in professional golf history, where he blew away the field at the 2000 U.S. Open en route to a 15 shot victory.

Els struggled and missed the cut at the Memorial, but he already has two wins to his credit this season and is No. 1 on the PGA Tour money list.

Phil Mickelson, fresh off his inspired victory at the Masters, will begin play at 11:06 a.m. EST with Padraig Harrington and Y.E. Yang. A U.S. Open win by Mickelson would make him the No. 1 player in the world. He could still take over No. 1 in the world if he finishes as low as third, depending on where Woods finishes.

Round 1 Groupings & Tee Times

San Antonio, TX, United States –  According to AHN sports reporter Nathan Smtih, the Valero Texas Open held at TPC San Antonio will give the long running competition a facelift.

Norman prepped the course with bunkers that may require a player to shoot the ball sideways or backwards.

The course also calls for accurate long drives. All of the holes are more than 200 yards with the 13th hole being able to be set at 245 yards. One of the most difficult holes is located at the 17th, which has a bunker located in the middle of the green.

Not only did the course change, but the Texas Open was moved to May instead of the long-standing October date.

After the first round the competitors got their first taste of the course, filled with 52 bunkers.

Matt Jones finished with a 6-under 66 after eagling on a par-5 14th. This gave him a stroke on Paul Stankowski.

J.B. Holmes, Charley Hoffman, Matt Weibring and Steve Lowery all sit two back.

Rookie Jeev Milka Singh posted a 4-over par 76 in the opening round. He has been suffering from what has been reported as tendonitis.

Only 37 players broke par on the first day. That is two strokes higher on average for the norm on the tour this year.

The beginning of the second round was postponed Friday until 7:10 a.m. Saturday morning due to rain. Second and third rounds will possibly be held Sunday but could be pushed to Monday is weather continues to not cooperate.

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Blasberg was a two time All-American golfer at the University of Arizona, and finished in the top 10 in 2008.

Players Championship 2010 Leaderboard

Early in round 1 of The Players Championship 2010, Phil Mickelson is struggling to live up to his #1 power rankings. In fact, looking at the 2010 Players Championship leaderboard, Phil Mickelson’s name is nowhere to be found in the top 10.

The current leader is J.B. Holmes at -6 after shooting 66 strokes in round 1.

Here’s the current Player’s Championship Leaderboard:

Tiger Woods also missing

Another notable name missing from the leaderboard is Tiger Woods.

Although we are only in Round 1, it will be interesting to see how the names shift around on the leaderboard as we proceed through the rest of the golf tournament.

The Players Championship 2010 Power Rankings, Tiger Woods #10

Let’s get ready for The Players Championship 2010!

The power rankings for this year’s Players Championship might surprise some of as you look through the rankings and note some of the names that appear at the top – and also those that appear toward to the bottom.

I’m referring specifically to the top 10 power rankings for The Players Championship.

#1 Power Ranking –  Phil Mickelson

Phil Mickelson comes in at the #1 spot in the power rankings and rightly so. After winning in Augusta at the Masters, and then following up with a 2nd place finish at the Quail Hallow Championships, Phil Mickelson is the obviously choice for the #1 ranking position.

According to Jaxobserver.com, Phil Mickelson had this to say about The Players Championship:

I find that this tournament has built over the years a real credibility in the sense that the top players are coming to the top now here. The golf course is the same – we use the same course every year just like Augusta. So you see history being made and shots being played that you can look back on over the years,” said Phil Mickelson, a four-time major champion and the 2007 Players winner.

#10 Power Ranking – Tiger Woods

And perhaps one of the more shocking ranking results is Tiger Woods coming in #10 in the power rankings. This also, in my opinion, is rightly deserved.

Tiger Woods finished 4th in Augusta at The Masters, and failed to meet the cut at Quail Hallow. So the #10 ranking for Tiger Woods, although it may be shocking for some of us and for him, seems to be appropriate.

What do you think?

Do you think Tiger Woods being ranked #10 for The Players Championship is appropriate?

If not, then where do you feel Tiger Woods should have been ranked?

Day 2 of the 2010 Quail Hollow Golf Championship is underway in Charlotte, NC.

Tiger Woods was scheduled to tee off at 12:50pm ET (9:50am PST) and Billie Van Pelt was scheduled for 1:20pm ET (10:20am PST).

Quail Hollow Leaderboard at PGA Tour’s Shot Tracker.

After round one of golf, Billy Van Pelt leads the field with a 7 under 65. Golfers are taking the course earlier today and already there

Well we are officially off and running at Day 2 of the 2010 Quail Hollow Golf Championship in Charlotte, NC. After round one Billy Van Pelt led the field with a 7 under 65, but with some golfers taking the course early today, we already have a tie for the lead with Garth Mulroy shooting 4 under through 14 holes.

The biggest story of the day so far though is the unbelievable play of J.P. Hayes who shot an 8 under 64 in an early round of golf today. He sits only 1 shot off the lead alongside Dustin Johnson who shot an equally impressive 7 under 65, and Phil Mickelson who shot a 4 under 68.

Are Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Getting a Divorce?

Ever since the Tiger Woods affairs started breaking out the Tiger Woods divorce rumors started to buzz around the web.

When Tiger Woods made his public confession, and admitted himself to the sex addict clinic, the Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren divorce rumors seem to subside a bit.

Apparently there is a report (don’t have the link) from showbiz authority Entertainment Online that claims that Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are set to file for divorce sometime in the coming weeks.

Some people believe that Elin Nordegren was on an airplane flying out to Arizona while Tiger Woods was playing at The Masters in Augusta, Georgia.

Certainly, in tournaments of the past, Elin would be right there by her man supporting him every step of the way – but that was not the case this year.

Elin Nordegren at the 2010 Masters Golf Tournament.

Also, it is believed that both Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren haven’t spoken for some time, and just a few more details need to be worked out to finalize the divorce and sign the papers.

Wow – this is big news about Tiger Woods that is starting to flood the web.

If you have any additional details about the Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren divorce, please share them below in the comments.

The competitive nature of Tiger Woods was showing in true colors at 2010 Masters in Augusta National.

Tiger Woods ended up 4th overall, and did better than expected considering the drama in his personal life.

But one aspect of Tiger Woods that was coming out in true form was his temper on the golf course.

Below is a clip from The Masters where Tiger Woods was teeing off and the shot didn’t quite go as he planned:

Tiger Woods gets upset during  The 2010 Masters:

More than anything, I’m really confused as to why Phil Mickelson has been honored with the nickname “FIGJAM”. Do you know what FigJam stands for? It stands for (“F*ck I’m Good, Just Ask Me).

This nickname for Phil Mickelson really confuses me actually because where do we see Phil Mickelson being arrogant or prideful or anything like that?

If anything, Phil Mickelson is probably humbled by his wins on the golf course while simultaneously remaining strong for his wife who is battling breast cancer.

Phil Mickelson 2010 Masters golf tournament

Phil Mickelson definitely has a lot to be thankful and a lot to celebrate in his life.

At the age of only 39 years old, Mickelson has won the 2010 Masters Golf Tournament. His wife Amy and kids were there to witness the triumphant victory at Augusta National.

There is no doubt about it that in 2010, The Masters Golf Tournament was unlike any we’ve seen before.

Tiger Woods stole the spotlight on the course in Augusta National, but he certainly did not steal the spotlight when it came the green jacket.

ESPN’s Final Masters Leaderboard for 2010

Phil Mickelson not only took away the title in Augusta, and the green jacket, but he also took a jackpot worth $1.35 million dollars.

Mickelson finished The Masters with a -16 score, and a total of 272 points (and yes, did I mention the $1.35 million?)

Here’s a screenshot of the ESPN 2010 Leaderboard:

ESPN 2010 Masters Leaderboard

ESPN’s Masters 2010 Leaderboard Coverage

When it comes to covering The Masters tournament in Augusta, Georgia, no one else has the level of coverage and analysis that ESPN is able to produce.

The Masters 2010 Leaderboard

ESPN’s Masters 2010 leaderboard actually updates on a schedule that you desire. You can have ESPN’s Master leaderboard update once every 30, 60, or 90 seconds so you know you are seeing the absolute latest from The Masters golf tournament.

Screenshot of The Masters 2010 Leaderboard

Here’s a screenshot of the ESPN’s Masters 2010 leaderboard:

Check out The Masters 2010 leaderboard at ESPN.com.

Over the past couple of days, I’ve written about both the Tiki Barber affair with Traci Lynn Johnson and also the new Tiger Woods mistress who is Raychel Coudriet, and for some reason I’m thinking that Traci Lynn Johnson is actually the bigger story.

I only have my web analytics to go by here, but I use Get Clicky which gives me real time traffic data and I see Traci Lynn Johnson at the top of my search que constantly, but I don’t believe I’ve seen Raychel Coudriet there more than a handful of times today.

Looking at a screen shot from my Google Analytics also proves this (to a degree anyway). Traci Lynn Johnson is the #1 keyword phrase searched over the past 30 days, and I only wrote about her a few days ago.

The same is true about only writing about Raychel Coudriet a few days ago as well.

What to think of this?

I would have certainly believed that the Tiger Woods story would have been a lot more popular than the Tiki Barber story, but if my analytics are any indication, this is not the case.

Or perhaps it’s that the Tiger Woods story is being dominated by The Masters and his return to golf, and maybe people just don’t care anymore how many mistresses he had in the past.

And maybe Tiki Barber, being new on the mistress story scene, picked up a lot more momentum than Tiger Woods.

What do you think?

Survivor producer Bruce Beresford-Redman was arrested yesterday in Cancun, Mexico as a suspect in the death of his wife, Mexican police confirmed.

According to MTV.com, Bruce Beresford-Redman, an American reality-television producer whose credits include “Survivor,” “The Contender” and “The Restaurant,” was arrested after his wife Monica Beresford-Redman’s body was discovered in a sewer on the grounds of the Moon Palace Golf and Spa Resort in Cancun at 9 a.m.

Initial reports suggest that the woman “died of strangulation because of the bruising,” according to regional police spokesman Adrian Cardena.

This news will certainly have a directly impact on the Survivor show and brand.

Earl Woods asks his son a few questions before Tiger’s return to golf.

This is probably one of the more emotional Nike commercials I’ve seen for any athlete. There are any shoes or products being promoted (except maybe the hat and shirt I suppose).

But this commercial is more about the building the brand Nike – and the “Victory” come back of Tiger Woods!

Here’s the Tiger Woods Nike Commercial: Earl and Tiger (Video):

Fans at The Masters in Augusta greeted Tiger Woods with applause, as though he were a war hero returning from the deserts of Baghdad or the mountains of Afghanistan.

As Tiger progressed throughout the day, the fans seem to have lightened a bit from all the hype that led up to this day.   Gradually, as his play continued, the fans grew more and more like the “Tiger Woods” fans of the past.

Finally, as Tiger Woods completed his last put of the day at The Masters, he was finally greeted with:

”Welcome back Tiger. We missed you.”

Tiger Woods influence on the game of golf

Yes my friends, the world is a forgiving place and even Tiger Woods deserves his moment of respect for the level of play he brings to the game of golf.

It is also stunning to see and realize how Tiger Woods has changed the game of golf as we know.

Just ask yourself this question – how many people would be in Augusta right now – or watching on TV – if Tiger Woods was not on the course?

The drama that is about to unfold might be unlike anything The Masters has ever seen. News is just now breaking over another affair that Tiger Woods was involved with and this time it’s with his neighbor’s daughter Raychel Coudriet.

According to The National Enquirer, Raychel Coudriet, now a 22-year-old grad student at a state university in the south, had a torrid one-night stand with the cheating champion that left her “shaken and humiliated,” says one of her close friends.

The timing with The Masters

According to NYDailyNews.com, The revolting revelation came a day before Woods is supposed to end his five month exile from professional golf and tee up at the Masters tournament in Augusta.

If this is the case, then this will have a huge negative impact on Tiger Woods’ public confession speech and his other news conferences where he claimed that all of this is now behind him.

And worse yet, it will create a media whirlwind in Augusta at The Masters.

No sooner does Tiger Woods hit the golf course at Augusta for the Masters Tournament does another piece to the Tiger Woods’ mistress drama unfold.

Now there is talk about Tiger Woods’ neighbors daughter being one of Tigers’ many mistresses. Her name is Raychel Coudriet and unfortunately for her, she is about to be thrown into the media shark tank – I hope she is ready for the limelight!

The web based Tiger Woods experience has launched with EA Sports. It’s the ultimate experience for fans of golf, and of Tiger Woods, to play golf like the pro. Anyone, anywhere in the world can play the Tiger Woods PGA Tour online.

But don’t think the Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online is free!

The reason it’s not free is because once you sign up, you can smack a ball around free of charge, but you don’t have full access to the game, for that, you need to “upgrade your membership”, which will set you back an annual fee of USD$59.99 or a monthly fee of USD$9.99 (roughly AU$65 and AU$11, respectively at the moment).

Alternatively, you can pay per round with EA Points, which are purchased in bulk sizes.

It all looks good enough, but is definitely not free (as suggested).

Tiger Woods at Augusta National News Conference (Video below)

Tiger Woods talked about golf, his family, and even had an occasional smile along the way. He claims to be a new person and ready to join his fellow PGA players at Augusta National. However, people like Joslyn James says that Tiger Woods is a “big fat liar”.

Here’s Tiger Woods speaking at the Augusta National news conference:

Tiger Woods seems to have a level of focus that has not been seen before from the gold champion.

It’s certainly not new news anymore that Tiger Woods is going to be making his comeback debut in August.

But what is catching everyone off guard, and has the media already in a frenzy, is his unusually high level of focus and discipline in preparing for The Masters.

Tiger Woods has returned to Augusta National two weeks in a row now in a dramatic departure from his normal training schedule.

A typical prep routine for The Masters would be one pre-tournament workout at Augusta to orient himself with any changes to the golf course.

But then the majority of Woods’ preparation would be back at Isleworth where he worked directly with his coach Hank Haney.  The preparation at Isleworth would typically be focused on the shots he would need to make during the Masters tournament.

Does this new level of focus tell us anything about Tiger Woods, and the perhaps the changed man he is coming out of the drama of the previous months?

It would seem by this new, rigorous preparation schedule that Tiger Woods plans on making a big splash upon his return to golf course.

Certainly the media will be making a huge episode of it.

But Tiger Woods seems to want to express himself through his performance rather than through any words he could speak.

Leave it up to the media to get ahold of this stuff – but somehow, the text messages, otherwise being referred to as “sexting” have been retrieved between Tiger Woods and Josyln James.

Below are the “sexting” text messages that supposedly Tiger Woods sent to Joslyn James:

You are my f*cking whore. Hold you down while I choke you.

I believe that Tiger is talking about his putter here after missing that birdie attempt on the 15th hole at Pebble Beach.

I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.

This is what golfers do, of course, with a ball that gets shanked in the next fairway.

Ok, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.

“Girl” is a golfing euphemism for caddie. He is simply talking about hooking up for martinis in the clubhouse after the last round.

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you?…just morbid curiosity.