Funny Mothers Day Quotes
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ~Sam Levenson
Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel Kauffman
Sweater: n., garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~Chinese Proverb
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ~Sam Levenson
Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel Kauffman
Sweater: n., garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~Chinese Proverb
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries
One of the reasons that mother is so special is that she still loves you even though you stuck your fingers in your dirty diaper, wiped your boogers on her pants, and threw up red koolaid on her favorite bedspread. ~Shelley Hankins