Facebook Chain Status Updates Need to Stop! Help!

facebook chain status updates

The Plain Dumb Website posted a funny article that may go viral.  It’s about the new trend of Facebook users who have a problem of chain posting, like the old email chains.  They post status updates that show concern, care, or a particular interesting subject and ask everyone to re-post the status.  Little do they know that they are contributing to the making Facebook spam-like.   The solution?  Well there isn’t really one other than to share this post to help stop the madness!  It’s kind-of hypocritical of us to ask to re-post this, but maybe we can make them think before they attempt to make another Facebook Chain Status (Re-Post).

Here are some Stupid Facebook chains going around!

This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money.

The girl you just called fat? She’s overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He’s abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying…his mother is dying. If you’re against bullying, make this your status for an hour. National Suicide Prevention

FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO…IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

HAPPILY MARRIED WEEK: If your spouse is your best friend, works extremely hard, has been with you through triumphs and tragedies, loves you when you’re at your worst, and is someone you’re proud to be married to, post this as your status with the date you were married.

YOU…Hey You…yea I mean you if you have taken a minute to read this… God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please dont ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and repost. If you do not want to, it is up to you

BREAKING NEWS: We need to send money to the following country: United States Of America. There are many without food, shelter and clean drinking water. Residents are going without heat for the winter and no a/c in the summer. Thousands are without jobs, need healthcare for the sick. Stop sending our money over seas. We have people here that lack the basic human needs. Do you have the guts to re-post this? I just did! AMERICA FIRST

Think about this for a minute. If I showed up on your doorstep crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to come pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left to live my life, would you be a part of it? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you loan me yours? Life is lonely without friends. It’s World’s Best Friend Week. If you agree repost

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